General: 2011

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

Some Humors

I published this Blog quite some time ago. As it's still alive and well active, so I revised by some more adding - enjoy

As this is my first blog at this platform, I would rather prefer to start with Some Humor. It is just for humor and laugh, don’t take it personally or seriously, that is only just for a laugh.
Take some time, sit back and get a pen and paper:
Think about what you have eaten and drank through all of your life and through all those years passed by. Recall as long as you can from your childhood till today. You have eaten snacks, chocolates, sweets, fruits, meals, vegetables, meat, and all. Right from the beginning until now how many Cantaloupes, Melons, Water Melons, Papaya, Pineapple and all other items that you have eaten. Make them all in wholesome, sum up all and pile them up. Other fruits and the vegetables, Salads, loose items, other like Carrots, Broccoli, Cauliflower and all those that you have eaten, make them in wholesome. Sum up all the loose and the whole items all together, all of them. Pile them up, all the Whole items and all other loose items. How big the pile will go up.
Now think about the fish and Red Lobsters and other sea food that you have eaten. Make them whole. Think of them if they are alive and running in the water, alive and breathing. How many of them will be there, running in the water. Now think of Chicken, Turkey, Goat, Lamb, Pork, Beef and other meat that we eat regularly. Make all of them whole and again think of them, if they are alive and running, and making their kind of sounds. How many of total of all of them, you come up with counting and adding up. Some people eat other living objects too. I saw on T.V. some time ago, some people eat living objects that others don’t even want to touch them or some people are scared of, even to see them. Now when you have piled up all the loose, whole items as well as all the living objects breathing, running and making their kind of sounds and noise, how will you feel? How was it?



You like potatoes, I like tomatoes.
You like a collar, l like a spoiler.
You like wings, I like the springs.
You like jets, I like the props.
You like the Yankees, I like the Trojans.
You don't like broccoli, I like the cabbage.
You like it clean, I like the baggage.
You like to crop, I like to hop.
Stop. Stop. I do like to crop.
More and more, we shall not stop.